A HOUSE album, at that
Occasionally nsfw/triggering
“you’re denying it so it must be true!”
NO IM DENYING IT BECAUSE ITS FALSE MOTHERFUCKER
you know i like you if i swear when describing you
*dentist slaughters family in front of you*
they’re bleeding because you don’t floss
- love yourself like kanye loves himself
- believe in yourself like kanye believes in himself
- know you’re the shit like kanye knows he’s the shit
This is actually really great because Kanye West has fought depression and suicide this sort of confidence worked for him and wow Kanye West. Anyone who is depressed, believe you are the Kanye Best.
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
Fauns.
*Fawns.
People can’t even spell four letter words correctly anymore as adults when I was busting my ass reciting disestablishmentarianism when I was 12.
At least their make up skills are better than their spelling.
- faun - “One of a class of rural deities represented as men with the ears, horns, tail, and later also the hind legs of deer or goats.” (via)
- fawn - “A young deer in its first year.” (via)
u might be able to recite disestablishmentarianism but that doesnt make up for the fact that youre wrong and also being a dick :)
where the fuck are the boxer briefs for ladies
just make underwear that are just like boxer briefs but without the bulgy package area in front for fuck’s sake
you don’t need to make them shiny or lacy just make them comfy and streamlined without awkward seams and maybe in some basic colours that aren’t white or that awful “flesh tone” colour
I want all the clothes in the world but I only have $9 and my virginity
(Source: naeive)
